Curse

LotharOvsothian · Oct 24, 2005, 06:41 PM // 18:41

biggest jerk for me was in iron hammer. i just got about half of my 15k armor, and i ran out of money, so i decided to do some of the later missions, but i needed to get infused for my new armor first. so i go to iron hammer and form a party, clearly stating that i was starting an infuse-run group. we get a full group and leave. some ele in the group goes off ahead of everyone and aggroes quite a few enemies. i promptly run past him, assuming he was lending a distraction so the warr's could get through for the run.

Me: thx, dude
Jerk: WTF Y R U RUNNING
Me: ? were doing an infuse-run dude
Jerk: NO WERE NOT
Me: ...
Me: i started the group for an infuse rune
Jerk: WELL WE HAVE TO DO MISSION
Me: no we dont, i dont need it. ive already done this mission
Jerk: YOU HAVE TO DO MISSION
Me: whatever, dude. im not
Jerk: YES YOU ARE
Me: oh, well in that case...no
--Jerk quits--

DvM · Oct 24, 2005, 07:05 PM // 19:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Rosette

I can sympathize, it seems most Amerinucks picture Aussies as
slack jawed croc wrestling goobers.

All because of that damn Steve Irwin.

Sorry if that came out harsh, Aussies rock! lml >_<

/offtopic whats an aussi? someone from australia? or from the country next to france? i believe its austria in english?

the biggest jerks i have encountered were the normal kind of scammers, the ones offering 5k for a 30 hp sword upgrade and stuff.

MSecorsky · Oct 24, 2005, 08:23 PM // 20:23

Ah yes!

I'm the only ranger in a PuG Hall group. There's also an IWay warrior along as well. Anyhow... after the ghost battle, I start getting crap for wasting all those rezzes or something from the leader. Once he starts pointing the finger at my 'noob'ness, others chime in in kind.

I'm still trying to figure out what they're talking about, when he spouts to the others about me rezzing my pet in that battle.

Um... ok.

The two priceless lines in this encounter...

Me: I don't even have a pet, Sparky.

W/R: I only rezzed my pet once I think...

He shut up.

We proceded to lose the ensuing battle, and upon return to the Hall I was booted before I even finished loading.

Or had time to leave the group.

Crazy Sausage · Oct 24, 2005, 10:33 PM // 22:33

aussies are from australia lol austria is no where near france lol

heist23 · Oct 25, 2005, 12:34 AM // 00:34

austria is in eastern europe, isn't it?

Crazy Sausage · Oct 25, 2005, 12:42 AM // 00:42

austria is by the check republic and hungary
what game is the kid in the video playing ? i just woke my gf up watching it cos i was laughing my a*s off lol

Cartoonhero · Oct 25, 2005, 01:01 AM // 01:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Rosette

You think that's bad try being the only girl in a TS channel.

Last Tomb group I was in I almost drowned in inuendo.

wow. i just got into pvp, and im getting teamspeak, along with another girl in my guild. i was wondering how men would react when they heard a female voice come from one of their teammates..i guess i know now....

8. "Forty-three percent of all game players are women. In fact, women over the age of 18 represent a greater portion of the game-playing population (28 percent) than boys from ages 6 to 17 (21 percent)."- then how come i run into so many n00b spamming leeeeerrrooy jeeenkiiins types?

Ultimate_Gaara · Oct 25, 2005, 01:03 AM // 01:03

What a shame, i came in here with hopes of seeing my name posted everywhere... hmm i guess im loosing my charm

Me: Ok, lets be safe, i don't want to loose the mission when ive come this far
Cynn: *says nothing*
Little Thom: *says nothing*
Me:...
Dork: Killlllrrooooyyyyy Sttoonnnneeekiiiinnnn
...
...
...
Me: Damn this dwarf
*Your party has failed this mission*

What a jerk off... i followed this guy on the yellow brick road of defeat...

PvP:

*Congrats your team = the winner*
Random dude on my team: gg
Other dude on my team: good work team
Dork: Durr, im-a so good if it was not for my bad team i would have beat you
Some dude: Stfu we did good, you died too
Dork: why do my team always suck, im always with n00bs11!
Some dude: shut up
Dork: AYBABTU
Dork: AYBABTU
Dork: AYBABTU
Dork: AYBABTU

Ok so this is not one person in general, but instead a wrap up of about 95% of the people ive won against in PvP...

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 25, 2005, 01:55 AM // 01:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Sausage

aussies are from australia lol austria is no where near france lol

Sorry, but how badly did you fail your geography class in high school?

Cartoonhero · Oct 25, 2005, 06:15 AM // 06:15

this one just happened. i was on my monk doing bloodstone.

jerk:guys, ready?
guildie friend(who is male by the way):and girls.
jerk: there are girls here?
me: yes, i am.
other girl: me too
jerk: eh. girls dont count
me: really?
jerk: nope, dont need your help sissy girl.
me:well, i've been healing you, but i guess i can stop.
jerk: i dont need you.
me: sure. ok.
jerk(runs off and aggros trolls and scarabs):see??(promptly dies.)
Jerk: why arent you healing me?!?
me: you said i didnt count, and you didnt need me.
jerk:n00b. rez rez rez
me: if you promise to be nice
jerk: ok
me(rezes idiot)
jerk: ok, when we get on the bloodstone, keep me alive, i wanna use pheonix(w/e).
me: okay, but im keeping others alive too remember.
jerk:i like boobies.
me(laughing uncontrollably):lol

i guess that ended better than most stories..he probably classifies more as immature and idiotic than anything...he gave me a good laugh though.

Guillaume De Sonoma · Oct 25, 2005, 06:43 AM // 06:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elistan Theocrat

Going back a moment to the beggar issue.

I had a fun solution to that in EQ.

I had a 58th lvl monk when the cap was 60, he was a melee god. I'd see the beggar saying things like "does anyone have anything they can give me?"

Now, that is the height of lazy begging, couldn't even do the homework to decide what to beg for.

Usually I'd tell said noob beggar that he could see a list of the things I had to give away by targeting me and typing /d for "details".

Of course, former eq addicts like myself know that /d really means "challenge to duel to the death." Most of the time I just let them run screaming but if they were particularly offensive I'd splatter them with a single punch.

Jerk move I know, but I cant stand beggars. In my own defense I was a total champion of the hardworking noob and quite often used my extraordinary abilities to resolve issues of real noobs getting pushed around by real jerks. One of my favorite moments like that was when My GF (a 58 druid) and I were chillin in town and we heard a ruckus of some arseholes about our lvl beating up on noobs pointlessly in a pvp arena nearby and not allowing them to get thier stuff back. She laid all kinda big fat buffs on me and with my magic resistance set of jewelry on and a couple of spare "no sticks" in my inventory those sorry saps (2 wizards and a Paladin) never knew what hit them

Well, they did, 'cause I told them, but long story short the noobs were able to go back to enjoying beatin on each other without interference again.

Tricking someone into a duwl to the death seems like lots of fun.
Then They didn't know what hit them well actually they did cause I told them. You have made my day more cheerful thank you

Crazy Sausage · Oct 25, 2005, 07:14 AM // 07:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

Sorry, but how badly did you fail your geography class in high school?

i didnt :OP which am i wrong on ? ok i spelt cheq republic check republic but it was 2am and i was stoned lol but aussies are from australia and austria is by hungary and not france, go look at a world map. i did before i posted

lol

dreamcrafter · Oct 25, 2005, 09:42 AM // 09:42

Take it from an austrian:

Our country borders:

Slovakia and Hungary in the east
The Czech Republic and Germany in the North
Switzerland and Liechtenstein in the West
Italy and Slovenia in the South

A few notable facts about Austria:

8.something Million inhabitants
Official Language: German
Capital City: Vienna (~1,4 Million inhabitants, 48°N 17°E)
Form of government: Democratic, federated republic.
Part of the European Union since 1995.

Ok, back to topic...

Cunning · Oct 25, 2005, 11:22 AM // 11:22

I was in 4x4 arenas with another mesmer, monk and warrior on my team.

So we start losing and eventually only our warrior is alive, he's now up against a warrior and a Me/Mo.

Which one does he try to kill? The warrior of course. While watching the fight you can see our warrior's health dropping slowly, the other warrior's health is at 100% and not decreasing. While the enemy mesmer stands beside them and watches.

So why didn't our warrior kill the squishy Mesmer in a couple of hits?
typical W/Mo teammate: "Because I put Pacifism on him!"

darkMishkin · Oct 25, 2005, 11:54 AM // 11:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunning

So why didn't our warrior kill the squishy Mesmer in a couple of hits?
typical W/Mo teammate: "Because I put Pacifism on him!"

HAHAHAHAHA My god I'm crying from that, so funny. Seriously.

Cunning · Oct 25, 2005, 12:02 PM // 12:02

^^

I just remembered another one from today as well.

Me: I'm using Backfire on [enemy elementalist]!
[enemy elementalist]: I'm using flare on Mr Cunning!
[enemy elementalist]: I'm using flare on Mr Cunning!
[enemy elementalist]: I'm using flare on Mr Cunning!
...

seriously.

Omega_2005 · Oct 25, 2005, 12:05 PM // 12:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunning

^^

I just remembered another one from today as well.

Me: I'm using Backfire on [enemy elementalist]!
[enemy elementalist]: I'm using flare on Mr Cunning!
[enemy elementalist]: I'm using flare on Mr Cunning!
[enemy elementalist]: I'm using flare on Mr Cunning!
...

seriously.

That's dumbass for ya...

kawaii_bat · Oct 25, 2005, 12:55 PM // 12:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cartoonhero

wow. i just got into pvp, and im getting teamspeak, along with another girl in my guild. i was wondering how men would react when they heard a female voice come from one of their teammates..i guess i know now....

8. "Forty-three percent of all game players are women. In fact, women over the age of 18 represent a greater portion of the game-playing population (28 percent) than boys from ages 6 to 17 (21 percent)."- then how come i run into so many n00b spamming leeeeerrrooy jeeenkiiins types?

lol
That doesn't meant that 43% of the GW playing population is female.
Maybe there's a bigger ratio in WoW for example or EQ of female:male.

It's the general**gaming** population.
Not GW population.
But many men would say to you they think there's only 18% of females gamers in the video gaming culture where-as in fact we are pretty much 1:1.

thirtypercent · Oct 25, 2005, 01:16 PM // 13:16

Today i was at competition arenas and our team consisted of 1 ranger, 1 mesmer, me (Monk), and an e/mo who uses life bond.
we won around 2 games and the e/mo in my team started gettin c*cky.
so on this third game, i said in general chat "kill this XXX cos he uses life bond". (well.. i was bored and dont like c*cky pple)

in no time, the e/mo quitted from the game. he PMed me and said:
"haha, u n00b good luk getin ur ass kicked"

well... ok i read that and continued with the 3v4 game against 2 rangers + 2 warriors.
and guess what? flawless win. so i PMed that e/mo and said:
"we won it. flawless win"

he replied:
"haha, dont shit with me"

me :"you can ask our teamates if u dont believe"

him :"theyre in your team, duh?"

me :"seriously we do better without you."

him: "right, you do better sucking c*cks. noob shit (with some other profanities)"

XXX is ignoring you.

dr_james2k · Oct 25, 2005, 02:19 PM // 14:19

This morning I was wanting to test out this new build I made (its not very good I know) but it was quite shocking when in one of the competition areas soon as we appeared some one looked at our team and dropped out, then the rest of the did. I stayed behind to try out my build, I went out with some style I think but it would have been nice if my team had excused themselves or said something before dumping me there.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...mes2k/waaa.jpg